if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
Am I the only one that has that one person you cant stand but you have no idea why
Oh my god I just bumped into a girl and she was all “were you the comic on last night” and I was like yeah and she’s all “I thought you were hilarious”
Ohmygod, don’t even talk to me anyone I’ve been recognised for something I did.
I have finally achieved my life ambition of trophy husband.
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS